March 2012
CORY YOU FUCK, LIKE THIS POST. DARE YA.
do it YOU WOULDN’T
If you have enough time to tag yourself/update your status with “at the gym”, you need to be shot.
way to ruin my life Hong Kong
HELLO
KITTY
ONSIE
ARRRRRIIIVED
I called dad at 1832 and he confirmed 10 minutes arrival time.
WELL IT IS 1842 AND YOU’RE NOT HERE YET
YOU CALL YOURSELF MY FATHER
I CALL YOU A LIAR.
I REALLY
I REALLY
WHOOOOAAAAAA
I REALLY NEED TO KNOOOOOWWWW
I can continue if you like.
I forgot my key and now I am sitting on my letterbox listening to Maroon 5 waiting for someone to arrive home and let me into my kingdom.
FEEL FREE TO ABUSE ME
AMUSE ME
USE ME XOXO
I need entertainment dudes
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Stop calling yourself fat
You’re a standard size zero
Twig with tits
Shut
The
Fuck
Up
me: hi i'd like to place an order
dominos: okay what can i get for you
me: uhm hold on, hey babe you wanted a large pepperoni right?
my empty apartment:
me: yeah we'll get a large pepperoni
I’ve been up for an hour, and I leave in 30 and all I have done is put on some socks and a singlet.
PRODUCTIVE.
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Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
Today I got told that I looked like Minnie Mouse.
wait.
JACOB
WAS THAT YOU
IT FUCKING WAS
I CAN TELL
THE !!!!!!
ARE SO TOTALLY
YOU
FUCK
Anonymous asked: hey why so much hate for the great khali? he's a good wrestler okay?! he has feelings !!! He was a former WORLD CHAMPION okay !!!!
adamvstheworld replied to your post: I need to stop reading HP at work, because I…
crying on the phone to random people.awyeah.
ey buddy, y u so mean 4.
I just cry, whilst reading, not answering calls.
DERRRRR
I need to stop reading HP at work, because I become overwhelmed with so many different emotions and just end up crying every god damn time.
February 2012
some gals walked past me this evening as said “she’s got a tumblr”
Lol.
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The best beverages come in cans.
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I had a dream last night that I was pregnant, a famous wrestler, the cops caught me, I got attacked by a dog, and an asian woman.
what is my dream.
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I don’t want to go to work feeling like this.
I love hand sanitizer, I use about a bottle a day I swear. It’s just so good.
I've always wondered who's actually glad they met...
a milkshake right now would be rather cool.
okay so my grinder wouldn’t budge and Jacob and I spent 30 minutes trying the rescue the weed. Wouldn’t open, so we got high off other weed and then whilst high I prayed to baby Jesus and asked him to free the weed, 20 minutes later I grab the grinder, open it freely, weed rescued.
Moral of the story is Jesus is a stoner.
Wow, just wow. I don't even have any words, you're...
thanks gal xoxo
okay
SO I JUST REALLY LOVE
Maroon 5
if you have a tumblr boyfriend or girlfriend i have a tumblr rope for your tumblr neck
OMG OMG OMG OMG
JUSTIN BIEBERS BIRTHDAY TOMORROW
<333333333
XOXOXOXOXOX
put a symbol in my ask. i'll be honest
† Your religious Views?
@ Have you ever self-harmed? Why?
# Relationship with your father?
$ Relationship with your mother?
% Who is your most loved person?
^ Have you ever been bullied?
& What is your sexuality?
☼ Who makes you the happiest?
* What is the most heroic thing you've ever done?
+ What calms you down when you're upset?
♥ Have you ever fallen in love?
¤ Had your heart broken?
© Have you been betrayed in the past? How?
¶ Who do you miss the most?
§ Have you ever attempted suicide?
! Share a secret?
This is cool. Do it.
alwaysinconsistent:
Kaitlyn is probably the greatest person on Tumblr. And in life.
BABE.
tears.
<3
lol get this child porn off my dash.
